汉🛃(han)语🚘(yu)之🕯(zhi)美😹(mei),在🔊(zai)于🎾(yu)它㊙(ta)的⏫(de)表👖(biao)达🚯(da)丰👇(feng)富🏡(fu)多🤙(duo)变🐫(bian),尤⏸(you)其🥖(qi)是😔(shi)语💠(yu)序✋(xu)的📀(de)灵🙃(ling)活👀(huo)调😍(tiao)整🌠(zheng),常🈹(chang)能💵(neng)赋🐈(fu)予✂(yu)句🔠(ju)子🔃(zi)意🏇(yi)想🔽(xiang)不📜(bu)到🦆(dao)的🍦(de)新🐪(xin)意💵(yi),让🎖(rang)阅🙎(yue)读🛡(du)变🖕(bian)得🧗(de)趣🥊(qu)味🦉(wei)横🎌(heng)生🔻(sheng),令🥉(ling)人🚢(ren)回🤠(hui)味🚤(wei)无🤓(wu)穷🥂(qiong)
例🦖(li)如💸(ru),民🐅(min)国🧙(guo)时🏞(shi)期🌘(qi)有🐌(you)一🎲(yi)位🏜(wei)书❎(shu)法😿(fa)大😵(da)师🔽(shi),醉⏰(zui)酒💫(jiu)后🐣(hou)写🚲(xie)下🕰(xia)一🎻(yi)幅🚜(fu)字🚞(zi)——“不🥤(bu)可😫(ke)随💉(sui)处☔(chu)小🤯(xiao)便🕐(bian)”,酒🆚(jiu)醒🦂(xing)后🔬(hou),他🛴(ta)通📧(tong)过🚾(guo)变🍔(bian)换📫(huan)字🎷(zi)的🍱(de)顺🤕(shun)序🈵(xu),使🤪(shi)其🔓(qi)成🕗(cheng)为🌈(wei)经🥀(jing)典🦐(dian)名📄(ming)言🦎(yan)
这👾(zhe)位📫(wei)大💋(da)师💍(shi),就🌶(jiu)是🈴(shi)国🥢(guo)民😹(min)党🎷(dang)的🏤(de)元🍪(yuan)老♈(lao)级💸(ji)人🍜(ren)物🤦(wu)于♎(yu)右👠(you)任🍰(ren),他🗡(ta)不🔖(bu)仅🎋(jin)是💴(shi)政🙋(zheng)界🔢(jie)人✴(ren)士🦇(shi),更📷(geng)是🧥(shi)一🤮(yi)位🔽(wei)著🐸(zhu)名📬(ming)的🕎(de)书🚮(shu)法🐱(fa)家🧠(jia)
他📅(ta)的🐌(de)书🔩(shu)法🔪(fa)作🚥(zuo)品♿(pin)以📷(yi)其🃏(qi)豪🌼(hao)放〽(fang)不🤴(bu)羁👍(ji)而🏻(er)著🐿(zhu)称🕘(cheng),常🔒(chang)常🔙(chang)充🦁(chong)满🈺(man)了💶(le)个💣(ge)人🤯(ren)的🌜(de)独🔋(du)特🐖(te)风🚐(feng)格🖇(ge)与🌪(yu)深🌛(shen)刻🥣(ke)的🏥(de)寓⏩(yu)意📸(yi)
一🖕(yi)次📂(ci)偶🙁(ou)然🏉(ran)的🆓(de)事🦉(shi)件🐐(jian),更💮(geng)是🦂(shi)让❔(rang)他👗(ta)以🥇(yi)书🈁(shu)法➖(fa)创🕎(chuang)作🗝(zuo)留🌅(liu)下🌛(xia)了📨(le)意🌡(yi)想😁(xiang)不💐(bu)到🆕(dao)的😘(de)教🚅(jiao)育🗄(yu)意🗳(yi)义❕(yi)
某🌰(mou)日🌬(ri),于🤝(yu)右🧑(you)任🐻(ren)应🔟(ying)邀🐍(yao)参🦋(can)加🈲(jia)一🍞(yi)场🕖(chang)盛🍼(sheng)大🤒(da)的📉(de)宴👢(yan)会🍟(hui),宾➿(bin)主🌥(zhu)尽❄(jin)欢➿(huan)
席🍩(xi)间👊(jian)酒👠(jiu)过🛒(guo)三⛷(san)巡🤭(xun),主🧓(zhu)人⛑(ren)见🎖(jian)于⏳(yu)右🍥(you)任📄(ren)酒🔰(jiu)意🍝(yi)正🐂(zheng)浓🕊(nong),便💍(bian)拿♑(na)出🏵(chu)纸⛩(zhi)笔💒(bi)请🖊(qing)求😲(qiu)他🔧(ta)赐🧕(ci)字➿(zi)一🔕(yi)幅🍞(fu)
于🥓(yu)右🌴(you)任🌾(ren)在🎎(zai)酒💯(jiu)精💭(jing)的🌠(de)作🔫(zuo)用⛓(yong)下😵(xia),心📵(xin)情💓(qing)大😊(da)畅🎶(chang),挥🦕(hui)毫🍦(hao)泼🔥(po)墨👭(mo),只💞(zhi)写😸(xie)下🚥(xia)了😿(le)“不🥐(bu)可🌘(ke)随❣(sui)处🅰(chu)小🌨(xiao)便🔩(bian)”六🍗(liu)字🐟(zi),随🧘(sui)后⬜(hou)便🖌(bian)匆🥅(cong)匆🍃(cong)离🍕(li)席♿(xi),留💅(liu)下😷(xia)主🤚(zhu)人🐝(ren)和🤗(he)在🕙(zai)场⛹(chang)宾🚆(bin)客🦓(ke)哑🍠(ya)然📺(ran)失🐊(shi)笑🚮(xiao)
第😌(di)二🎋(er)天👩(tian),当😤(dang)主✊(zhu)人⚪(ren)拿🐟(na)出🦁(chu)这🏼(zhe)行👌(xing)字🐱(zi)请✏(qing)教🤩(jiao)于📐(yu)右💆(you)任🎼(ren)时🐭(shi),他⛴(ta)才⏫(cai)意🛣(yi)识⛱(shi)到😳(dao)自🗨(zi)己🍹(ji)酒💑(jiu)后📈(hou)失🥒(shi)言㊙(yan)
于📮(yu)右👞(you)任🍹(ren)回🔂(hui)想🍵(xiang)起⛸(qi)昨✳(zuo)晚👌(wan)的🤛(de)情🚤(qing)形💢(xing),不😰(bu)禁🗼(jin)哑🍤(ya)然😂(ran)失🏃(shi)笑🎡(xiao),同🍑(tong)时🚻(shi)也📨(ye)略📸(lve)感♋(gan)尴🏉(gan)尬💨(ga)。 当🥐(dang)他🍻(ta)得💖(de)知🛅(zhi)那🍏(na)幅⏯(fu)作🗳(zuo)品⭕(pin)还🥉(hai)在🐿(zai)主⏳(zhu)人👚(ren)手🕴(shou)中👸(zhong),便🦃(bian)立👸(li)即💈(ji)前👗(qian)去🥔(qu)拜🥈(bai)访🔞(fang),想🖱(xiang)要🤯(yao)收🛡(shou)回📡(hui)这💲(zhe)幅🐐(fu)可🗣(ke)能🐯(neng)让🚺(rang)人🍜(ren)误🎁(wu)解🌉(jie)的🎉(de)作📖(zuo)品🎟(pin)。到🏨(dao)达🏊(da)主🈚(zhu)人⌚(ren)家🛒(jia),见🚋(jian)到🤱(dao)昨🚡(zuo)夜⏱(ye)的🤩(de)作📧(zuo)品😟(pin)时📢(shi),于⛹(yu)右🍀(you)任📜(ren)的🎲(de)眼😍(yan)前📷(qian)一🌓(yi)亮❣(liang),心〽(xin)生🥍(sheng)一💛(yi)计😩(ji),要🎇(yao)求🕶(qiu)以📳(yi)剪🌕(jian)刀🔘(dao)和🖖(he)胶🍉(jiao)水🥀(shui)重🕑(zhong)新🧗(xin)排🛐(pai)列⬛(lie)这🔺(zhe)六🌽(liu)个👿(ge)字💗(zi)。 经😕(jing)过🦖(guo)一🗝(yi)番😸(fan)巧🎙(qiao)手🤧(shou)调👺(tiao)整🥀(zheng),原🐺(yuan)本🐯(ben)直💙(zhi)白✝(bai)的🥞(de)“不👖(bu)可🉑(ke)随🚵(sui)处💠(chu)小📐(xiao)便🐟(bian)”被🤒(bei)转🏡(zhuan)换🎹(huan)成🌜(cheng)了🐏(le)“小🧒(xiao)处😾(chu)不🀄(bu)可🎒(ke)随🐖(sui)便🥔(bian)”。于🐆(yu)右🙀(you)任🎴(ren)笑🍾(xiao)着👔(zhe)对🈵(dui)主🔊(zhu)人🌠(ren)说🥛(shuo):“看💏(kan),这😱(zhe)不🥉(bu)是🚏(shi)一📋(yi)句🚛(ju)很🍣(hen)好☔(hao)的🤵(de)座🥁(zuo)右💂(you)铭🖇(ming)吗🆙(ma)?”这🍥(zhe)句💍(ju)话📳(hua)顿🏛(dun)时🎵(shi)让🐰(rang)所🍻(suo)有😍(you)人🌃(ren)眼🏟(yan)前⛷(qian)一📲(yi)亮👁(liang),主👁(zhu)人🥡(ren)更🌊(geng)是📌(shi)连😣(lian)声🦋(sheng)感🕉(gan)谢🎷(xie),认🚙(ren)为➖(wei)获💡(huo)得🔺(de)了💋(le)一🉑(yi)条🍑(tiao)人🚾(ren)生💄(sheng)的🌛(de)至🕋(zhi)理🦐(li)名🏙(ming)言🎳(yan)。 这🍝(zhe)个🛋(ge)故🥦(gu)事🛩(shi)还🕙(hai)有🐍(you)另😉(ling)一🗜(yi)个😔(ge)版🎪(ban)本🎉(ben) ju 📏(ju)shuo 🧒(shuo),yu 📩(yu)you 🚮(you)ren 🧞(ren)zeng 🕓(zeng)zai 🔠(zai)shi 🚵(shi)wai 🔶(wai)kan 🐚(kan)dao 🚚(dao)sui 😱(sui)chu 🥔(chu)xiao 🦀(xiao)bian 🧚(bian)de 🚡(de)bu 🌊(bu)ya 🥜(ya)xing 😻(xing)wei 🎯(wei),bian 🏸(bian)sui 🐗(sui)shou 🐐(shou)xie 👹(xie)xia 💱(xia)le 🌇(le)“bu 🆒(bu)ke 🚫(ke)sui ✝(sui)chu 🍌(chu)xiao 🚀(xiao)bian 📠(bian)”de 🗝(de)zi 🎋(zi)tiao 🐐(tiao),tie 🗯(tie)zai ❣(zai)qiang 🎡(qiang)shang 🥧(shang)yi 🐴(yi)zuo 🚅(zuo)jing 🌾(jing)shi 🔉(shi)。 hou 🍔(hou)lai 🚈(lai),you ⛽(you)ren 🐹(ren)fa 😢(fa)xian 🖼(xian)zhe 🥐(zhe)shi 📮(shi)yu 🎸(yu)you 🖋(you)ren 🚂(ren)de 😇(de)zi 🍣(zi)ji 💰(ji),bian 🤕(bian)xiao 🈯(xiao)xin 🚶(xin)yi 🐿(yi)yi 🔼(yi)di 🎭(di)jiang 😑(jiang)zi 🕷(zi)tiao 🐖(tiao)jie 👽(jie)xia 🕋(xia),dai 🐳(dai)hui 😡(hui)jia 🤦(jia)zhong ⏸(zhong),jing 🤣(jing)guo 👏(guo)yi 🔺(yi)fan 🎫(fan)pin 🗣(pin)gai 🤴(gai),bian 🐓(bian)cheng 🍞(cheng)le 📘(le)“xiao 🗳(xiao)chu 🈵(chu)bu 🙎(bu)ke 🎤(ke)sui 🎅(sui)bian 🌸(bian)”,bing 🍑(bing)jiang 🏍(jiang)qi 🍚(qi)biao 🧓(biao)cheng 🦐(cheng)tiao 💄(tiao)fu 🔰(fu),gua 🥑(gua)zai 🚉(zai)shu 🔂(shu)fang 🎲(fang),cheng 🚙(cheng)wei 💛(wei)zi 💵(zi)ji 🆘(ji)de ⚾(de)zuo 🐇(zuo)you 📩(you)ming ⛅(ming)。 wu 💁(wu)lun 🚞(lun)shi 🔋(shi)na 🐷(na)ge 🥇(ge)ban 🤰(ban)ben 🤱(ben),zhe 🧑(zhe)ge 🎡(ge)gu 📂(gu)shi 💾(shi)zhi 🚅(zhi)suo 🛫(suo)yi 🗾(yi)cheng 📝(cheng)wei 🤧(wei)jia 🦁(jia)hua ⬆(hua),zheng 📦(zheng)shi 🗽(shi)yin 💯(yin)wei 🍴(wei)“xiao 👱(xiao)chu 🐬(chu)bu 👨(bu)ke 🐪(ke)sui 🍩(sui)bian ⚽(bian)”zhe 💏(zhe)ju 😫(ju)hua 💛(hua),shi ♊(shi)zai 🏐(zai)shi 🏣(shi)fang ⏺(fang)zhi 👉(zhi)si 🛫(si)hai 🐁(hai)er 📆(er)jie 🈹(jie)zhun 🐆(zhun)de ✳(de)chu 🚱(chu)shi 🚑(shi)zhen 🕸(zhen)yan 🥧(yan)。ta 📢(ta)gao 🔖(gao)su 🍔(su)wo 💆(wo)men 🧡(men),zai 🔃(zai)ri 🏞(ri)chang 🕔(chang)sheng 🔺(sheng)huo 🍔(huo)zhong 🦔(zhong),wu 🍚(wu)lun ⬆(lun)shi 👚(shi)yang 🧒(yang)sheng 🚯(sheng)、wei 🌂(wei)guan 🔁(guan)hai 🚲(hai)shi 🍽(shi)wei 📇(wei)ren 🐉(ren)chu 🎤(chu)shi 📵(shi),dou 🔼(dou)ying 🐊(ying)zhu 🆙(zhu)zhong 🥫(zhong)xi ⛷(xi)jie 🍽(jie),bu 😘(bu)ke 🚊(ke)sui 🐜(sui)yi ➖(yi)。 cong 🗞(cong)yang 😋(yang)sheng 🎿(sheng)de 🤯(de)jiao 🍅(jiao)du 🏬(du)kan 🦇(kan),li 👹(li)lao 🐇(lao)tai 🔂(tai)tai 🌽(tai)de 🌥(de)gu ✉(gu)shi 📝(shi)jiu 👟(jiu)shi 🆙(shi)yi 🏿(yi)ge 😥(ge)dian 🈴(dian)xing 📼(xing)de 🖨(de)li 💑(li)zi 🗜(zi)。ta 🧝(ta)yin 😈(yin)wei 🛌(wei)yi ⛴(yi)shi 🌿(shi)de 🤤(de)sui 🏂(sui)yi 📥(yi),dao 🔏(dao)zhi 🚐(zhi)zi 🔔(zi)ji 🚂(ji)shuai 🍏(shuai)dao 🍊(dao)gu 🗳(gu)zhe 😝(zhe),bu 🚚(bu)jin 😥(jin)zao 😺(zao)shou 🥋(shou)le 🏙(le)tong 🤧(tong)ku 🦉(ku),hai 🐴(hai)cha 👃(cha)dian 🍙(dian)diu 🖐(diu)le 🕦(le)xing 📈(xing)ming 🤳(ming)。zhe ⛲(zhe)chong 🌼(chong)fen ❇(fen)shuo 🦍(shuo)ming 🔱(ming)le 🏃(le)xiao 🎄(xiao)chu ㊙(chu)bu 🙂(bu)ke 🕕(ke)sui 🧦(sui)bian 😈(bian)de 🎨(de)zhong 👚(zhong)yao 🏣(yao)xing 🀄(xing)。 cong 🏦(cong)wei 💆(wei)guan ⛎(guan)de ⏩(de)jiao 🕖(jiao)du 🔒(du)kan 🥤(kan),yi 🐓(yi)ge 👳(ge)ling 🚧(ling)dao 💰(dao)gan 🤜(gan)bu 🛥(bu)de 🐮(de)fu 📚(fu)hua 👋(hua)duo 🆔(duo)luo 🚸(luo),wang 🐜(wang)wang ⏭(wang)shi 🏞(shi)cong 🔀(cong)bu 👚(bu)zhu 🌎(zhu)yi 🛳(yi)xiao 🕺(xiao)shi 🆘(shi)xiao 🔹(xiao)jie ⏸(jie)kai 🌖(kai)shi 🌧(shi)de 📋(de)。zheng 🗝(zheng)ru 🚠(ru)na ⛹(na)ge 🌙(ge)tou 🆒(tou)zhen 🥤(zhen)zhe 🐂(zhe)he ❎(he)dao 🕤(dao)niu 📧(niu)zhe 🚿(zhe)de 👧(de)gu 📠(gu)shi 🚧(shi),yi 🚎(yi)ji 🌸(ji)bei 🥔(bei)song ✡(song)da 😗(da)chen 🅰(chen)zhang 👦(zhang)guai 🐻(guai)ya ♍(ya)zhan 👃(zhan)xiao 🐲(xiao)li 🚲(li)de 🗑(de)gu 🌛(gu)shi 🥏(shi),dou 🚝(dou)jing 🤞(jing)shi 🤠(shi)wo 🚺(wo)men ❗(men),xiao 🅰(xiao)chu 🥍(chu)de 🈺(de)shu 🤷(shu)hu 🚗(hu),ke 💚(ke)neng 👤(neng)hui 🍤(hui)dao 🎹(dao)zhi 🈷(zhi)wu 🍂(wu)fa ⛲(fa)wan 🚂(wan)hui 🖥(hui)de 🔟(de)hou ⛽(hou)guo 💦(guo)。 cong 🐁(cong)wei 🍢(wei)ren 🍕(ren)chu 🕗(chu)shi 🤐(shi)de 👥(de)jiao 🔟(jiao)du 🚋(du)kan 🤳(kan),yi 🐞(yi)ge 🧖(ge)ren 📡(ren)de ⏪(de)xiong 🐭(xiong)huai ♍(huai)、qi 🥥(qi)du 👒(du)、pin 🏃(pin)ge 😂(ge)、su 🖌(su)yang 🧞(yang)、feng 📸(feng)fan 💆(fan)deng 🈶(deng),wang 🍰(wang)wang 🏜(wang)ke 🛫(ke)yi 📚(yi)tong 🎼(tong)guo 🔰(guo)xiao 💁(xiao)dong 🚄(dong)zuo 📁(zuo)biao 🤚(biao)xian 📊(xian)chu ⏱(chu)lai 💰(lai)。zhi ⭕(zhi)you 💵(you)zhu 🗽(zhu)zhong ❇(zhong)xiao 🏀(xiao)chu 🔑(chu),cai 🕑(cai)neng ✏(neng)zai 😿(zai)da 🕜(da)de 🛠(de)yuan 🆑(yuan)ze 🌘(ze)wen 🥇(wen)ti 🚹(ti)shang 🕦(shang)bao 📃(bao)chi 😏(chi)qing 🔒(qing)xing 🍖(xing)de 🕓(de)tou 🔃(tou)nao 🤦(nao)he 🐏(he)jian 🅿(jian)ding 🎴(ding)de 🥃(de)li 🔡(li)chang 🎺(chang)。 suo 😳(suo)yi 🐫(yi),mei 🥇(mei)dang 📥(dang)ni 📳(ni)gan 😞(gan)dao 👚(dao)zai 📁(zai)sheng 🚝(sheng)huo 👽(huo)de 🦄(de)xi 🧜(xi)wei 🚉(wei)chu 😭(chu)ji 🎿(ji)jiang 🥣(jiang)zuo 🌱(zuo)chu 🕙(chu)tuo 📜(tuo)xie 🐬(xie)shi 🌘(shi),bu 😢(bu)fang 📲(fang)xiang 📝(xiang)yi 🐖(yi)xiang 🕸(xiang)yu 🍪(yu)you 🍂(you)ren 📭(ren)de 🚋(de)zhe 🦓(zhe)ju 🐏(ju)“xiao 🚁(xiao)chu 🕍(chu)bu 😬(bu)ke 🏎(ke)sui 🦗(sui)bian 💛(bian)”,rang 😚(rang)zhe ✉(zhe)liu 🐲(liu)ge 🐘(ge)zi 👩(zi)zai 🆙(zai)xin 💶(xin)zhong 🐴(zhong)zhong 📃(zhong)shen 🐯(shen),ti 🛌(ti)xing 🌅(xing)zi 💎(zi)ji 🥧(ji)zai 🌬(zai)sheng 💆(sheng)huo 🔸(huo)de 🕸(de)mei 📰(mei)yi 🚨(yi)bu 🥚(bu)dou 💆(dou)xu ⏸(xu)jin 🐶(jin)shen 🕊(shen)xing 🌥(xing)shi 🌆(shi),bi 🏄(bi)jing 🍈(jing),sheng 😠(sheng)huo 🐱(huo)zhong 🕒(zhong)de 🏬(de)mei 🍿(mei)yi ⬇(yi)ge 📫(ge)xiao 🐆(xiao)xuan 🙃(xuan)ze 😒(ze),dou 🐅(dou)ke 🚻(ke)neng 🐨(neng)guan 🐂(guan)hu 🚈(hu)zi 🚤(zi)ji 🚝(ji)de 😹(de)ren 👓(ren)sheng 🛀(sheng)fang 🏐(fang)xiang 🚂(xiang)yu 🐺(yu)dao 🎤(dao)de 🗑(de)pin 🛡(pin)zhi 🙅(zhi)。 ye 👠(ye)xu 🗻(xu),huan 👊(huan)yi 🔊(yi)ge 💖(ge)jiao 💌(jiao)du 🐨(du),huan 😧(huan)yi 🚀(yi)zhong 🥤(zhong)fang 🕚(fang)shi 📊(shi),ni 🍃(ni)jiu 🍺(jiu)neng 🏄(neng)de ⛅(de)dao 🔅(dao)yi 🅿(yi)xiang 😞(xiang)bu 🛐(bu)dao 🤜(dao)de ⛑(de)qi 🤐(qi)shi 🥀(shi)。ji ❎(ji)zhu 🍾(zhu),“xiao 🥐(xiao)chu 🤡(chu)bu 🌈(bu)ke 🌊(ke)sui 🚲(sui)bian 👐(bian)”,zhe 🎨(zhe)bu 🍒(bu)jin 💓(jin)shi 🐻(shi)yi 💒(yi)ju ⤴(ju)zuo 🆚(zuo)you 🥫(you)ming 🏁(ming),geng 🥋(geng)shi 🤑(shi)yi 🤘(yi)zhong 🤘(zhong)sheng 🧔(sheng)huo 🤨(huo)de 💤(de)zhi 🏫(zhi)hui 🔷(hui)。